When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
Get the New Shoe Syndromemug. Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024
Get the Shoe duckmug. 
A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”
by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025
Get the Mr Funny Shoesmug. 1) Something thrown at a disobedient child
2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.
3) In some cases licked
4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks
Aka: La chancel
2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.
3) In some cases licked
4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks
Aka: La chancel
1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.
by LayLicked July 16, 2019
Get the Shoemug. by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005
Get the shoe channelmug. An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019
Get the Shoe Fullmug.