play before gay

What you say when you want to go out with your girlfriend but your guy friends are giving you a hard time for not hanging out with them.

John: Hey lets go hang out tonight.
Jim: I can't. I'm going out with my girlfriend.
John: Damn man, bros before hoes.
Jim: No dude, play before gay.

by Kevin Z April 26, 2006

playing above the rim

Dating out of your league.

I don't know how Jay landed his hot girlfriend. He is totally playing above the rim.

by Andrea S. December 21, 2005

playing Mario Kart

code word for making out when you don't want all persons listening to know.

Bob: Where did Sally and Luke go?
Jane: Oh, they're just downstairs playing Mario Kart.

by ima4nspy August 5, 2006

playing away team

A phrase describing the art of shacking up at the other person's house. Most (usually) guys don't prefer this, as there are several variables that are no longer in the (usually) guys favor. i.e. crazy roommate, creepy place, etc.

"I go over there after the club, and 1.she lives in a DORM, 2. her roommate watched us go at it, and 3. she has a picture of her boyfriend on one of the pillows!"
"man, that's crazy. That's what you get for playing away team"

by Mr. Wilkins September 30, 2006

Playing With His Pieces

Actually means someone playing chess who is making no prgress towards performing a move, but has come to be a euphamism for masturbation.

I'll stop playing with my pieces when I find a woman."

by Dumbass McGee March 9, 2004

play country on the clitar

When a girl does the nasty with her 5 fingered friend.

Girl 1 "So coming out this holiday?"
Girl 2 "No sorry I'm gonna play country on the clitar for the whole time."

by JinSmith April 7, 2009

playing twister with the girls

A seemingly innocent game played between girl friends that in reality is an orgy of lesbian sex. Also can be used to refer to sexual activity between just two lesbian partners.

Derived from the twister like positions girls must bend themselves into in order to scissor.

Kate: "Where is Alyssa tonight?"
Brianne: "Oh she didn't tell you? She went over to Carries again."
Kate: "Wow! It's been every night this week!"
Brianne: "I think she's been playing twister with the girls."

by Mingbri March 11, 2011