1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
Get the Sausage Hoe mug.1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
Get the Sausage Hoe mug.meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse
by R-LACK January 9, 2010
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by cam clyde November 5, 2009
Get the hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley mug.A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.
by Boris_the_Bass February 20, 2011
Get the Dennie's sausages mug.A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
Get the Sausage Washer mug.An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011
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