Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob

When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock

by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017

Irish sip

To down an entire pint in one "sip"

Well that's just one Irish sip

by Qwaginashious April 6, 2024

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018

Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

Irish Train

When you have two cucumbers and you por one in his mouth and another in his anus.

I made him an irish train

by BeastieDog November 23, 2017

The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.

"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube

He gave her the Irish Bowling Ball

by aeSteve August 1, 2020