irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies

“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”

by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023

Irish Party

A party like event (similar to parties thrown by an Irish host) which last to the wee hours in the morning. You usually continue your day as if you just woke up early.

"I'm going to an Irish party tonight, I will be really tired tomorrow morning!"

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

Irish Mug

A hot beverage such as Coffee or Tea, usually in a mug, with an added ounce or two of some type of alcohol.

Ugh, I'm so tired; I wish I were drinking from an Irish Mug right now.

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .

This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?

by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020

Irish Flamethrower

When a person of Irish decent butt chugs Jameson’s whiskey, thus stimulating extreme indigestion. Said persons lays on their back in front of a campfire with their bare anus exposed. They proceed to flatulate violently, expelling both noxious gasses and residual unabsorbed Jameson’s, thus producing a fiery ass-geyser that is reminiscent of the glory that is Yellowstone geyser...but with fire. BEHOLD THE IRISH FLAMETHROWER.

Little Keith wanted his impress his friends. Little Keith decided to show them the Irish Flamethrower.

by Moetalent November 22, 2020

Irish Man Side Neck

The little bits of hair that grow on the side of your neck as the skin fade grows out

“Your Irish Man Side Neck is showing up and barbers are closed for another week, want me to trim it for you?”

by VinylBlocks November 26, 2020

Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.

During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.

by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020