Dan

Dirty Ass Nigger

Fucking dan, who orders 15 burritos

by Daddy005 August 3, 2022

Dan coleman

A pretty cool guy, however extremely awkward in social situations.

Hey its dan coleman....Oh wait he is on his phone being awkward again!

by Tman5711 January 12, 2022

Dan

Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy

'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'

'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking

by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022

Do a dan

To ask a male for a picture of a him/they in a pair of boxer shorts

Oh dont do a dan on us please

by KiKStreamer July 7, 2023

DAN

Delusional ass nigga

This DAN really thinks we’re in a relationship all because I talked to him when he needed a friend

by TittiBoi21 October 2, 2021

Ugly Dan

Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.

Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend

Girl 1: Ok

Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.

Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$

Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

Dan

Kike handler?

Hym "Oh shit and Dan is a Jew? Wow! So that's the deal, huh? The Jews are trying to destroy me! Their going to come after me with their schizophrenic delusions of superiority! That is hilarious! What an absolute joke!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024