invenTORY check

A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.

Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.

background check

by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017

checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive

Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.

by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023

dollar checking

When a employee checks to see if a dollar is real or fake

Bob: Hey Mark that black lady was dollar checking my bill.

Mark: Oh wow

by Urbman November 6, 2015

Vibe Check

Place in the roblox game criminality
you cant get out without a friend because the button is broken and someone needs to pull u up

"bro get me out of vibe check"
"ok"

by blenls May 3, 2022