Cunt Check

The Art Of Expanding The Minimap On GTA V Online, As To Check If There Are Indeed Any 'Cunts' In The Nearby Vicinity That May Want To Kill You.

Bob: Hey, You Gonna Do A Cunt Check, People Might Be Trying To Kill You.
Steve: Woah! There's A Fuckwit Trying To Kill Me! Good Thing You Told Me To Do The Cunt Check Bob!

by The Creator Of The Cunt Check. November 30, 2013

Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008

dummy check

A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”

The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check

by Pinzler December 14, 2020

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.

Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?

by Sstav August 5, 2021

Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.

background check

by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022