pro - am

when u lick the controller and shove it in ur mouth for pleasure

“damn bruh i rly need to pro - am rn it feels great”

by lalalalalalalalalalalala2 December 17, 2019

Amelis

Amelis is the funniest person ever known to mankind, she is caring and sweet. She can be a bit aggressive at times but that doesn't change her sweet self, she is very antisocial and she can be very grumpy but shes still a very good friend.

I love you, Amelis!!
You're a good friend, Amelis.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Ame

one of the finest females to exist on earth

Ame so mf fine if u seen her u gone cry cus she mine not yours bozo

by Donte -kentrell August 27, 2021

I am a good man in a storm

Arizona Robbins

“I am a good man in a storm.” -Arizona Robbins, Grey’s Anatomy

by Greys..Montgomery September 9, 2022

4 am

A notification on my phone that its time for bed and to quit talking to "him"

'phone alarm rings'
me: shit i gotta go its 4 am
him: awe ok good night
me: good night
me: 'cries'

by qwerty.b November 12, 2019

11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

Am I Evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am

by Death Menace March 10, 2023