Unit Head

A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.

Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.

by BrainChange July 31, 2024

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manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023

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United Kingdom

The United Kingdom is a country where people who live there either talk like mystical elves running a bakery or a mischievous forest spirit. This may be because they have dental care that makes their teeth look akin to a pre-historic spearhead.

The United Kingdom is home to many castles and mystical creatures.

by CaeserSaladMan November 22, 2022

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Whole-Hearted Unit

A person (he, she, they) that is loyal to there partner, has an undying love for that person. These people tend to be able to bond quickly with others and grow strong connections in a short amount of time, they tend to wish despair on themselves if it brought prosperity to others who are unfortunate and will act very generous subconsciously even if it harms them.

Man you’re such a Whole-Hearted Unit, I’m so glad to have a friend like you.

by ThisManDoesn'tLie October 12, 2021

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