friend zone

A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesn't immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the "friend zone."

Julie: "Fred's a nice guy, but he's kinda fat and ugly, so when he asked me out, I told him I didn't want to risk ruining our friendship. I mean, maybe if he lost a few pounds..."
Nancy: "Good idea. That way his feelings aren't hurt. You really sidestepped that one."

Fred: "Julie's totally into me, but she considers the friendship too important to act on her intense desire for me."
Steve: "Aw, man, you're totally in the friend zone. That sucks. So what now?"
Fred: "Well, I guess I have to keep trying, right? I mean, she must find me attractive."
Steve: "Totally."

by Dracula's Spine January 19, 2008

best friends

Words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her.

Things seemed to be going well with Tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends. I went home and cried, then jerked off to porno, then cried some more.

by Chintz February 11, 2007

friend with benefits

a friend that you are not supposed to be commited to or attached to, that you fuck, or do other sexual activities with.

i have a hot friend with benefits

by laurengonewild November 8, 2003

More Then Friends

1. Two people, usually a boy and a girl, who are good friends but make advances towards one another.

2. Two people whom aren't just friends and have a sexual or emotional relationship outside of friendly situations.

Girl: Me and James are totally More Then Friends.

by alliecat41893 December 30, 2009

beg friend

A person who aproaches everyone they see even if they are not wanted around.

When two people are talking and a 'beg friend' joins in univitedly and a person would say "why are u a beg friend.

by tom December 1, 2003

friends with benefits

Two friends that have an attraction to eachother but can't be in an official relationship for whatever reason.

Jane and Arthur like eachother but are only friends with benefits because of the age difference.

by Annalou April 5, 2007

Lesbi-Friends?

A pick up line, employed by lesbian culture, directed towards hetero-sexual women.

Hey girl, lesbi-friends?

by rebreakthebone May 28, 2011