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Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.
Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2025
mugGet the YOUmug.

I Hope The Best For You All You For Best The Hope I

I Hope The Best For You All You For Best The Hope I
I Hope The Best For You All You For Best The Hope I
by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025
mugGet the I Hope The Best For You All You For Best The Hope Imug.

You have channel haha

You really have channel? fmh
"You have channel haha"
by Baguettemaster4 January 26, 2021
mugGet the You have channel hahamug.

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size
Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025
mugGet the Are you from Texas?mug.

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 10, 2018
mugGet the do you want my hot boydmug.

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭mug.

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