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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way
'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'
by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025
mugGet the how double dicking dare youmug.

that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
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pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate
by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023
mugGet the that don't mean you atemug.

The me of me in me of you

The me of me in me of you is AWESOME!
interpratation: we go together
by iPad racoon December 30, 2020
mugGet the The me of me in me of youmug.

got you in the pipe

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)
Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.
by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022
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