I will do for you

Love

I will do for you

by 5ft January 4, 2020

when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.

Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.

Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

by QuacksO January 27, 2021

Who you know

Like "you know" but closer to you see me/ the fit/ drip/ swag ect..

He came out in the new fit, they hyped him up, he said who you know. Or someone did something cool and they say who you know basically '-'

by ThedripfitJGraves September 28, 2021

If you do it, I'll do it

When you are not wanting to do something,but your friend agrees to do it. So both of you do it

Bro I can't pee in teacher's coffee. But if you do it, I'll do it

by Artific1al November 8, 2023

I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

The constant back-tracking and history repeats in General Motors' decision making.

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Chevy,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Opel,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Corvette,

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

by IronicÉire April 5, 2025