Tiajuana Taco

The act of pooping butt to butt

Jon and Mike went to the bathroom after eating the sloppy joes, I think they are going to make a Tiajuana Taco

by MasterBaeten November 27, 2018

swell taco

only the best fucking restaurant on long island. find the og in babylon and one in patchogue. tacos there are the shit and don’t even get me started on the guacamole. the whole restaurant just gives u good vibes and reminds you of summer. yea, swell taco can’t be beat.

you guys wanna go to swell taco i hear their tacos are the shit.

by wavydude December 17, 2018

tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

by stressedisdessertbackwards April 06, 2017

Cod taco

A person who is worse than a douch bag

"That guy in the man bun looks like a cod taco"

"Alex Rodriguez is such a cod taco"

by Hazel and moe July 01, 2017

Endless Tacos

On The Borders limited-time-offer special. It consists of a "bottomless" plate of tacos. There are debates whether it is actually bottomless though. The price of this seemingly great gift of god is an even 8.99 dollars. Is this a good price? I don't even know. Its only here for a limited time so come to your nearest Mex-Tex super restaurant and order the all-you-can-eat tacos. They're decent tacos. But a Jew has good pizza so why can't these white people make them REALLY good?!?

Hubby: I have no idea where we should go for dinner

Wife: well becus our dog just had an expensive leg surgury, lets get cheap Endless tacos

Hubby: ok

by ERICOH March 19, 2013

slanted taco

When a woman is questioning her sexuality, and is in an in between sexual state between straight and another sexual preference. Hence a "slanted" "taco" as opposed to a "straight" "taco"

Are those girls lesbians ? I know one girl is but I think the other is straight, or maybe she's going slanted taco right now.

by Hands Across America March 16, 2017

taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

by dick e September 10, 2020