Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

Salty

Common term used in online games like CS:GO. Usually used when one of your teammate/s can't accept their mistake or losing.

Dude, Don't be salty that was last 3 rounds ago.

by NibbaShoe69 June 25, 2019

Salty

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely aggressive and rude to others. A salty person frequently uses insults and sarcasm, often leaving everyone they talk to salty as well.

Tadd is always so god damn salty that it physically dehydrates me when I speak to him.

by SaltQueen September 4, 2016

salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.

Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.

by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017

Salty Wale

Salty Whale is when you ask a question to get the teacher off topic

in Latin class studentA: hey Mr.127, what does amo amare come from?

Mr.12: you see studenA, it comes from no Salty Wales

by BigDaddyShaq December 15, 2019

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019