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poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle
mugGet the poop noodlemug.

Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.
Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight
by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019
mugGet the Noodle fightmug.

Boone-noodle

An individual who fights for Benson Boone till they die. Their favorite food is moon beam ice cream. They’re usually not pick-me’s but they do get picked (on). They got beautiful things and they’re not afraid to sing about it. Back flips sold separately.

Can be used derogatorily.
Yo is that a Boone-noodle over there? I’m gonna head out.
by Pimerella June 25, 2025
mugGet the Boone-noodlemug.

Noodle Sucker

A person who is attracted to ones physical appearance
Those girls are noodle suckers
by dreethepotato June 12, 2022
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Back Noodling

When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.
Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.
by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021
mugGet the Back Noodlingmug.

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking something from your body in a whore that may or may not smell fishy
Man I was down at the mud bog and Courtney was looking good so I went noodling.
by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019
mugGet the Noodlingmug.

noodles

cooked noodles
it's a lot of cooked noodles out here
by memejohn February 8, 2022
mugGet the noodlesmug.

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