Toaster Mage

Lazy bastard the is over controling. Want u to do what every that he/she tells u to do.

ToasterMage: because I make everyone
ToasterMage: you are no exeption
TheMysticOneGoha: unless i don
TheMysticOneGoha: don't do it
ToasterMage: but you will
TheMysticOneGoha: how will u make me
ToasterMage: ...very carefuly
TheMysticOneGoha: try me

by MystiK Blu January 17, 2005

Toaster Mage

Otherwise known as the "sarcastic slacker", meeting a Toaster Mage is said to aggrivate newbies beyond all belief.

"be a piest"

"be a piest"

"be a piest"

by Robobob January 25, 2005

scroteface magee

a scrotum that resembles a person (mostly a celeberity)'s face

Dude, Martin's balls are a scroteface magee, they look like Jennifer Aniston!

by MotoBuddy August 27, 2006

furry magenta

Dat thing which does sit between da bitches
legs yo

...And then my hand got stuck in her
furry magenta.

by Eagle von Ceasel June 10, 2008

Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

Tubs Magee

A women, preferably working at KFC and of larger stature, who thinks that "tha door don work" -- even though there is a sign on the door that clearly states that the door SHE is opening doesn't work and WE are trying to get through the working door.

Women also probably spends a lot of time consuming large amounts of fried chicken in bathroom stalls -- mashed potatoes and extra butter rolls included.

fat KFC chick comes to open door and points to other door you are standing at: "Tha door don work"
you respond: "no, THAT door don't work" pointing to sign on door she is standing at with sign on it that says "THIS DOOR DOESN'T WORK"
whispers under breath..."fucking tubs magee"

by lagoyena January 9, 2010

Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock

it doesn't make any sense, sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say, and its fucking long.

Charlie Sheen: im a Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock and that didnt make any sense but it sounds fun when you mix words together that sound odd because normal words are boring.

by Zain :D January 10, 2012