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promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!
by HOSDOG January 6, 2009
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hella hottie

An incredibly attractive and intelligent person.
"Heidi is such a hella hottie!"
by kolba September 10, 2005
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Hell

A place where I am going.
See you down there! I hope you realize that just about everyone is going to hell.
by SparkleyPony The Original December 17, 2004
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suburban hell

a small town with alot of perfect families and unperfect families
billerica is a saburban hell
by billy bob October 9, 2003
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hella scene

When the Bay Area typical emo-nubs are done getting over themselves, they might get into scene.

But it takes a lot to be 'hella scene'

You gotta like grow your hair long in front, steal chicks' pants, (and shirts), and straighteners, get cut-off knit gloves from the kiddy section at wallys-world, realize that emo was some pop-culture bullshit from mid-90's rock disaster, ..eh.

If you're hella scene, you are more scene than most scenesters, which means you probably stole (and abused) someone's eyeshadow.

Hella scene can also refer to a region, specifically the East bay of SF bay area, of Nor*cal.

it goes on, hella scene kids get mistaken for (modern) emo-tards. and then people die.
Hella Scene is like rock-chi

You'll find hella scene kids walking around outside east bay hardcore shows.
by Dave_hellascene November 12, 2006
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hell of a time

1.when you feel so good you barf all over your dad
2.or somebody else
"i had a hell of a time"
"yah but you got a spanky from your dad!"
by Tunabros October 7, 2016
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Straight Hell

"oh no please, let me go, no, not my ass hole!!"
"yeah, take it all, this is straight hell mother fucker!!"
by Ellis :D May 28, 2009
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