ethan hanson

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.

Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!

by Mister Robato69 March 08, 2017

ethan colburns life

a completely meaningless black hole of inconsequential boredom

i cant explain ethan colburns life my dude

by Casserole x Shrek June 19, 2018

Ethan Ammon Hart

a good looking nigga with a massive cock

bro ur so "Ethan Ammon Hart"

by Jackson Fricklemen May 28, 2025

Ethan Kerilla

Gorilla God

ETHAN KERILLA IS THE GOD OF THE GORILLAS

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 16, 2023

Ethan Goff

this kid got a mammoth cock bro

“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”

“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy”

by FreeBobbyShurmeada March 01, 2019

ethan rebel

he's just got a big cock

"Have you ever had an ETHAN REBEL all to yourself?'
"I wish."

by Alistiar March 31, 2017

Creepy Ethan

he is a un-smart person who only reads visual novels out of loneliness. he popular among the ladies, when they talk about people they hope, will never approach them

hey you hear about ethan? ew you mean creepy ethan?

by FireShot50 August 07, 2020