anime on dates

when you watch so much anime that you become a living nigger

"wow man, did you see that tyler dude, he became a proper anime on dates dude"

by Basic of Dueling August 12, 2018

Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018

James That Goes to Dater

A kid that is tall but gay he likes guys lol but don't judge that fag hahahahahaha

-Muhammed

Hey "James That Goes To Dater" is a gay black guy

by ftfxhfchxgh November 20, 2018

one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff

Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date

by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.

Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok

by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019

life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.

Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!

by cessc May 6, 2019