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Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
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Pamcreatic Cancer

Person 1: Pam has pancreatic cancer!
Pam: lol pamcreatic cancer
by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021
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Ass-canker

A nasty female/male your son/daughter is currently dating that has a bunch of unkept kids, will not work, lives to beg for help on any social media and rides the welfare system instead of doing anything to help themselves. This is just nasty, vile and no class or tact at all.
Jordans new g/f amber is an ass-canker.
by Lilmizdiz September 26, 2021
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I cannor

Slang for 'I want to suck your cock'
by a guy with a big thor November 26, 2021
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Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
by cgorange November 28, 2021
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Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles
Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!
by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022
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Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.
Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer
by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022
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