Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region

Would you care for some Ma’am ham?

by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024

Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

Ham Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your pussy.

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!

by Mark McBass August 12, 2022

HAM

HAM = stands for Hollie and Sam , a perfect match made in heaven , 2 love birds at heart

Oh they are so Ham

by I don’t know heheh October 9, 2023

ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.

‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’

by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019