birthday taco

1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about

2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)

3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday

1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.

2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.

3. so where is my birthday taco?

by nowunyouno May 21, 2011

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tweedling the taco

the act of female masturbation

She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.

by freepster November 5, 2012

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Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat of nail polish

And after the nail cures, you apply a glossy taco

by Jenmmil April 18, 2018

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Cod taco

A person who is worse than a douch bag

"That guy in the man bun looks like a cod taco"

"Alex Rodriguez is such a cod taco"

by Hazel and moe July 1, 2017

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Glossy Taco

Glossy Taco: a clear coat of nail polish top coat designed to give nails a glossy finish. It is popularized by YouTube personality Cristine from the channel SimplyNailogical. She refers to all polish top coats as "tacos." She made a videos applying 100 layers of "glossy tacos" and ruined YouTube.
See: glossy top coat

"Cristine from SimplyNailogical uses a glossy taco to make her holographic designs show better on her nails."
"....glossy taco? Wut?"
"It is a slang term for glossy top coat. I can't say it properly anymore."

"I love this color, now all it needs is a glossy taco!"

by Susieecool April 18, 2018

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