Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 23, 2025
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Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
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Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
by Chauncey Phillips July 25, 2021
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scibide toilet

A head popping out of a toilet
I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me
by blurby April 21, 2024
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plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
by lil_birdy January 04, 2019
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Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)
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