putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk
Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps
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put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.
Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.
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Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"
Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!
by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013
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Nathan, Just put the Chicken in the bag. This can be used as a comedic joke especially to people of certain races specifically Nathan
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putting on lipstick

When a dog licks its crotch, especially when it is aroused.
Don’t let Poochy lick your face—he just finished putting on lipstick.
by Dboy85 December 22, 2019
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put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.
I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.
by wordyteen November 15, 2022
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