She is stinky and has a HUGE butt. Her insides are made of gum so don’t be afraid to chew on her a little bit. She makes a for a great girlfriend or pet. Feed and water her twice a day for best results. If you take good care of her she will stick her tongue in your nose and ears to clean them for you!

I had a Macie and my nose and ears have never been so clean!

Macie by Shrimpc0cktail November 24, 2021

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Macie

A Macie is a one of a kind. She will always be there for you. If you do annoy her though she might want to punch you and stop being friends with you! Macie is a gorgeous, beautiful, and jaw-dropping specimen that everyone wants to look like. When she is with a bunch of friends she doesn’t like being left out it makes her feel sad and alone. Lastly, she always wants to talk to someone who’s name starts with A and always falls for boys who are something else than human!

Girl 1- Hey y/n why are you leaving!?!
Girl 2- I’m going to hangout with Macie she’s wayyy cooler than you anyways!

Girl 1- F*ck I wish i was as cool as Macie.

Macie by urfavgirlinschool November 24, 2021

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Maddie

Maddie is a duck 🦆

Omg Maddie ur a fucking duck

Maddie by Emma fabulas November 24, 2021

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maddiebaddie08

Only the most prettiest, sweetest, 13 year old born. She has a history of thickness and her brain is as big as a Boulder.

“Hey, have you seen maddiebaddie08?”
“No, why?”
“Because she’s really hot.”

maddiebaddie08 by Seikopath November 30, 2021

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