Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011

jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.

Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments

wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!

by Candyman Can July 14, 2018

jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.

I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.

by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017

Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018