1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.
2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010
Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 28, 2020
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by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018
A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017