Diseased Whore

A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.

When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.

Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.

by Slap2daface September 30, 2011

diseaseologist

It is a practitioner of disease spreading.

Saurav: "Diseaseologist is not a word"
Cool man: "Yes it is dumbass"

by Truthspeaker000001 December 20, 2020

diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021

diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"

by zyewaxx December 22, 2022

Likensense desease

A linguistic desease that causes a person to say like too often and when it is not appropriate often past on through too much social contact with an affected person.

X:"I was like counting the likes that she like spoke during her like presentation at the like UofC and she speaks like an average of like 25 likes per minute, like how annoying"
Y: "haha yeah, that is annoying. She grew up out in the suburbs. She has got likensense desease."

by Mary Topler September 27, 2011

Diseased kissing

When one believes that STDs can be caught via kissing

...... diseased kissing??

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011

Athenius Diseasus

Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.

Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!

by pseudoplane March 24, 2019