dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.

I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.

by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018

Dirty Donair

Fisting quintens booty hole up to your elbow then licking him like a delicious donair.

“Sit still while I dirty donair you “

by Dirty donair February 22, 2018

Dirty doggy

Where a girl and guy are in the sex position called doggy style and she shits on the guys dick while he is pounding her pussy with his dick.

Bro that chick and I last night did the dirty doggy last night

by Capt_Bagger79 February 20, 2018

dirty jaide

The act of finger banging a kangaroo’s pouch then feeding lamingtons to your girlfriend without washing your hands.

Dude what’s wrong with Laura?!

She got food poisoning after being dirty jaided last night.

by Swcs February 20, 2018

Ridin' Dirty

Driving or in a vehicle where illegal substances are present or used.

A: Man, that cop almost pulled our asses over! Good thing he didn't.
B: Yeah, he woulda caught us ridin' dirty.

by Bon_Memer February 26, 2018

Dirty Dim Sim

When you sleep with a leftover woman at the end of a party - all that was left at the end of the night was a dirty dim sim in a hot box at the local 24h servo.

"Can't believe you slept with that dirty dim sim last night Greg, that was just terrible"
"OMG I can't believe Greg went home with that dirty dim sim, she's trash"

by MrChewy818 May 8, 2018

Dirty Knife

A knife that is a murder weapon.

That dude over there has a dirty knife.

by Lingling51 May 8, 2018