Hit you with a car

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.

Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”

by thecorndogisstuckhelp March 20, 2020

You

To my one…
Who is my sun…
Take my light…
I hope for you…
It makes things bright!!!

Words will be back…
Imagine the killer a$$…
Completely joking …
It came to my head so I went with it:)

You know I love YOU!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 9, 2024

You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!

Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

You,ll

A word only used by idiots who cannot tell the difference between a , and an ' on a keyboard.

"You,ll all die tomorrow if you dont like this comment!"
"You'll all die tomorrow if you dont learn the difference between a , and an ' ."

by Alreadyinusebysomebodyelse October 11, 2020

DEW IT FOR YOU

When you been sucking someone for awhile and this humidity all over hits you.

Huey and the LEWIS and the NEWS in SAN FRANCISCO.

Look I am DEWING IT FOR YOU for awhile and you are getting me real WET JOHNSON are you ready to get WET?

Ready to DEW IT FOR YOU , BABY , as just gave that STINK ABSORPTION CUBICLE ready and the next definition will DEW IT FOR YOU.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021