July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released

Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone

by Commander Ivan October 5, 2023

July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019

July 25th

National strawberries day. Shoutout to my wifey olly.

July 25th is strawberry day.

by LeGeNdArY87 October 18, 2019

Julie v.l.

Poopy

You wish you were as poopy as Julie V.l.
What is that? A poopy Julie?!

by Old stinky man October 23, 2019

July 9

If you were born on this day you are a bitch and a backstabber

1:Hi

2:Hi

1:When is your birthday
2:July 9

1:Bye don’t speak to me

by Thatgirlbro November 3, 2019

july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.

Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense

by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020

Julie H.

One tough cookie. She loves her pooch Lacey and refers to slick ricks as “Bad- Larry’s” Has a very clean mouth and slender ankles. She has great huge ice and is intelligent. Julie has the best friends and her crack head energy is not from any illegal or illicit behaviors.

“Julie H. Is the real deal, Dude! One bad Larry that girl is!”

by Oliveria November 28, 2020