The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
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by RonnietheBear December 26, 2017
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Get the El pasador de oromug. In the late 60s early 70s fashion "Mike El Kush "
was a designer brand mostly worn by cannibals.
The clothing line was short lived resulting in being discontinued after being exposed & several lawsuits for their
human skin handbags,wallets, as well as human teeth on most of their winter coats.
co-founder -Frank lee Wilson & Robert j. James
founder were. Marsha Reeds, Barry Ford & Albert cooks
was a designer brand mostly worn by cannibals.
The clothing line was short lived resulting in being discontinued after being exposed & several lawsuits for their
human skin handbags,wallets, as well as human teeth on most of their winter coats.
co-founder -Frank lee Wilson & Robert j. James
founder were. Marsha Reeds, Barry Ford & Albert cooks
by Anita Jones March 31, 2022
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by PRKing May 8, 2021
Get the El Arabemug.