Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024

Boot-Gazer

A Boot-Gazer is a person who bends down to look under the bathroom stall in order to see the boots or shoes of the person using the toilet. The act of Boot-Gazing then permits the "Gazer" to find out, undetected, who is in the stall. Sometimes a diversion can be created, like running water or a hand dryer, to mask the sounds of a Boot-Gazing.

"Ron started the faucet and then bent down to look under the stall. He recognized Lew's Boots, thus Ron is a Boot-Gazer".

by Kirk Sullaba Saw September 7, 2007

Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda

He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.

by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020

hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.

She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.

by giant killer robot May 10, 2019

boot boot gotti

TWhen your playing GTA V and your looking for a bugatti and you find a similar car that turns out to just be a random car.

c'MERizaih: Hey look a bugatti!
Me: No cuhh that's a boot boot gotti! XD
*c'MERizaih face palms himself into another dimension*

by pp el creador March 8, 2014

Talking boots

Verb.1) To flirt with one another

Ex.1) "Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."

Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*

by Just trying to dream March 16, 2021

boot

Measurement, same as foot or ft

Boyo 1 :Sayin!

Boyo 2 :Sayin mate, swear you’ve grown another 3 boot since I last clocked you!

by Chronic T November 24, 2018