by Pineapple840 February 11, 2021
Get the 5 fortnite youtubers who have swornmug. by Alayna June 29, 2004
Get the I just have really high standardsmug. by ukealii50 June 27, 2004
Get the I just have really high standardsmug. A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
by Word Master123 August 25, 2006
Get the "Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"mug. Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017
Get the and I have a time machine in my backyard!mug. when you wanna sound like an angel and a super-nice person to get praise when in reality you don't care about the depressed person at all
depressed person: "i just wanna die"
attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"
depressed person: "aw thank you"
everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"
attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"
-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-
attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"
depressed person: "aw thank you"
everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"
attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"
-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-
by OffendedFeministPolice January 20, 2019
Get the You have so much to live for!mug. A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.
Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"
Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"
Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011
Get the you dont have a head to stand onmug.