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Co-respondent shoes

Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.

In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!
by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021
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Shoe paste

Liquid that emerges from someone's foot
Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.
by WassabiChild February 22, 2017
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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 27, 2015
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Shoes Up

Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.
"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"
by Checkzo June 1, 2018
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Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.
Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!
by Coolmofo December 23, 2019
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Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
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goody god shoes

A person who is dedicated to God at school or in life; rejects rebellion for God
by Calgar.yyy September 19, 2022
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