salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Slap

When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.

I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap

by DaGingerWarrior May 8, 2018

salty

salty- when you look really fine. The type to make your mouth water.

he, is like extra salty

by lil_dezz June 25, 2018

salty

Upset, angry, pissed.

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.

by Sgy October 20, 2016

Salty juice box

Jealous and salty person

She is being a salty juice box for no reason

by It’s brittney February 26, 2019

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

Salty

Someone who is pissed

Stanley: Hey, could I ask you a question?

Tiffany: What?

Stanley: Could you maybe stop consistently talking to your friends? It's becoming a very annoying habit of yours. Some of us are actually trying to pass high school and not fail like your pregnancy test.

Tiffany: Fuck off!

Stanley: No need to be Salty.

by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017