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shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.
*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021
mugGet the shark sirenmug.

Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.
"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021
mugGet the Sharks and Minnowsmug.

Shark

A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.
“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up
by Maneaterx3 August 2, 2024
mugGet the Sharkmug.

Shark

A scary, mean thing that is huge and will eat anything they see. (Including humans) They usually prey during the day and they love to swim.
A SHARK is very mean.
by Ry-Ry 123 August 31, 2020
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Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark
by KRoo May 19, 2024
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Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022
mugGet the Shark wafflemug.

shark backpack

Last night she showed me her shark backpack.
by lookin4nub December 5, 2018
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