When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.
by WHunger March 02, 2019
A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.
The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.
The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.
Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!
Troll: You prove my point.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!
Troll: You prove my point.
by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017
I thought "salty" only very recently acquired this meaning (see the other entries). However, I came across it in a book published in 1969 "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Robert A. Heinlein near the top of page 32.
by A handle not already used March 29, 2019
by FucketyBye April 07, 2018
When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.
Eg.
Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
by Thelivejay May 08, 2017