Salty

Me :)

Friend group: stef you are a very salty boi
Me: what makes you say that?
Friend group: you're screaming at the fact that you aren't edgy

by SaltyStef January 5, 2020

salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.

Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.

by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017

salty chest

When a woman has a wet vagina and sits on you chest

Ay Steve your daughter gave me a salty chest

by Suckyamum March 24, 2019

Salty

A person who is jealous and resentful either because of a loss or because someone else got something they didn't.

It can be used seriously, but usually it's in a joking manner.

"He's salty because he didn't get a phone when he was her age."

"They're salty 'cause that girl stole the soccer ball right from underneath them when they were about to score."

"She's so salty because she lost a game of Mario Kart."

"I'm still salty, okay?"

by ThisRandom March 13, 2021

salty giblets

The part of you that gets angry or upset over anything video game related.

"Do you think he's angry we team killed him?"

"Yea man. That hit him right in the salty giblets"

by Sabooboo July 23, 2016

Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

salty

someone being upset, pissed, or mad.

He was salty because she kicked him in the balls

by What does salty mean? October 19, 2017