Matchyou Peachyou

A Peruvian friendship/romance service dat guarantees dat you will find a "sweet-tasting-fuzzy-skinned-fruit-with-a-ridged-pit"-level partner.

I'm told dat Matchyou Peachyou has been in existence for well over 500 years, so hopefully by now they know a thing or two about their local ladies, and thus they would be very good about determining how to find a perfect blinky-eyed cuddle-companion for just about any dude.

by QuacksO July 23, 2021

Lovely Peaches

A crazy person...she thinks taking showers is a "trend." She also made a song about her p****

"Have you heard of Lovely Peaches?" -Person A
"Yeah, she's crazy" -Person B

by timothylivesatfairoaks455 November 15, 2021

Jxst_peachy

A YouTuber who makes gacha and roblox videos and uses funny cursed sounds.

Hey Becky! Have you heard of that youtuber jxst_peachy there kinda funny!

by Yourmomisherern1 November 16, 2021

Blue peach

"You stand in the presence of the Princess of Zaun, the rightful owner of"blue peach looks so pretty", the puffski of great Summoner's rift, protector of the hollowing abyss, the serial killer of Zhenjiang Vinegar, the mother of PP, the Uncried, the destroyer of a giant baby."

Blue peach is a fair person unless your name is Yummi.

by Not Lzm November 22, 2021

Texas Peach

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.

Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"

by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022

the Peachipaws story

Someone who is clinically insane. These people usually seem cute and adorable on the outside but once you get to know them they are secretly INSANE.

I thought my friend was a wholesome person but after checking the Peachipaws story I found out otherwise.

by queefquarf234 May 6, 2022

Orangutan peach

A ginger guy's ball(s)

Hey, did you see Jeff's orangutan peaches when he was changing? So hot!

by Orangutan peach June 5, 2022