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Text message pimp

-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times
"Damn he hit me back quicker than jimmy crack corn, that text message pimp!"
by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006
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Dirty Pimp Limp

A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.
John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.
by Doombadger October 27, 2010
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pimp hand strong

the act of keeping ones pimp hand strong cannot be defined. you either do or you don't.
"Dad, keep yo pimp hand strong"- Bill Gluckman's son.
by LimasFinest January 12, 2005
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Big pimping

One that actually could get women that getting a hooker or a prost.
by Shawna May 13, 2005
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A pimp named Slickback

1.-A pimp in the fictional show, The Boondocks.
2.-A person with a narcissistic personality.
Bitch, it's a pimp named Slickback, just like a Tribe called quest, You've got to say the whole thing!
by AdmiralCatt November 8, 2007
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Bebo the Redneck Pimp

The man, the myth, the legend. Bebo is a short, round, ginger, social media comedian who loves laughter and life.
Bebo the Redneck Pimp just uploaded a new video and it is lit!
by Gooder than crap January 1, 2019
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white bitch pimp

"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.
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