national hold hands day

on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend

it’s national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her

by lil melissa May 25, 2018

national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

national cock sucking day

on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.

GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)

by catfishhhhh October 15, 2008

National cat boy day

A national holiday that is celebrated on August 21. It is to celebrate Cat Boys

« When is National cat boy day again? I love cat boys "

"august 21"

by aaa240xp May 19, 2020

national R@PE day

a fucking disgusting day where a group of 50 year old,lonely ass,men decided to make a day, that's meant to be a trauma.

random: hey, have you heard of national R@PE day?
you: yea, it's fucking disgusting!!

by darlling<3 April 5, 2022

National Get Head Day

April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.

Boy: Hey it’s national head day
Girl: Oh ok

(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)

(Girl finishes)

Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day

Girl: Ya you too

by Brobeans9696 May 29, 2018

National wear black day

On December 5th is when you wear all black.

Hey did you know it’s national wear black day?

by Karmasabish November 12, 2019