May 23rd

International Weed day!

Person 1:Hey man, did you know it's may 23rd?

Person 2:Wait really, let's go smoke some weed!

by Napriz Random May 23, 2022

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May Teh

Asian Balloons. Derived from the little asian world of Malay Melons - boy, those are what I call chicken fillets!!

Some Oceana regions have more experience with "May Teh" in the context of whoredom and sleaze-ness!

Have you seen the May Tehs on that! or I'd love a May Teh tonight!

by Shannan Kelly August 18, 2007

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May 11th

my birthday
yay

me : its my birthday

people : really
me : yes may 11th
people : happy birthday

by loauee April 2, 2022

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lotty-may

the ultimate definition or whore/a friend to everyone, commonly known as slutty-may.

BOY: "dannng that girl is acting a whore today"
BOY 2 "i know, she reminds me of lotty-may"
BOY: "HAHA yeah..slutty-may

by your bestie :) May 5, 2007

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May 9

May 9 is a day where the most special person is born. This person is very kind sweet cute and very thoughtful. Their smile will melt your heart and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

It’s may 9!
Guess whoever was born today is an amazing person!

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

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May 30

People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them

But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected

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They also have the best sex

F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex

by Iwasbornonmay39lol April 18, 2020

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