August 3rd

Give Percy 5 peeled and chopped up cucumbers.

Person 1: oh boy it's August 3rd you know what that means.

Person: yes! Time to give Percy some cucumbers!

by Eggsontoast326 August 3, 2021

august 7th

august 7th is jordan's birthday <3

"jordan's birthday is august 7th"

by L0veg0r3 August 4, 2021

August 4

National ask your crush out day!

Julie:it's august 4th)
will you go out with me

Simone(crush)
: sure

by constantly rejected August 4, 2021

August 5th

National ask all the single boys out you know day!

Girl: Will you go out with me?

Boys: No

Girl: Good! It's national ask out all single boys you know day, I didn't like any of you!

Hi, it's August 5th!

by maximumtwitchprim3 August 5, 2021

August 6

If it's August 6 you must respect anyone whose name starts with a p's authority

David: hello peyton

Peyton: Hey, today is August 6. meaning you must respect my authority

David: oh ok

by respect my authority August 6, 2021

August 8th

Send nudes to your crush day

Send to your crush in august 8th

by Bobbbymarley August 7, 2021

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021