August 4

National ask your crush out day!

Julie:it's august 4th)
will you go out with me

Simone(crush)
: sure

by constantly rejected August 4, 2021

August 5th

National ask all the single boys out you know day!

Girl: Will you go out with me?

Boys: No

Girl: Good! It's national ask out all single boys you know day, I didn't like any of you!

Hi, it's August 5th!

by maximumtwitchprim3 August 5, 2021

August 6

If it's August 6 you must respect anyone whose name starts with a p's authority

David: hello peyton

Peyton: Hey, today is August 6. meaning you must respect my authority

David: oh ok

by respect my authority August 6, 2021

August 8th

Send nudes to your crush day

Send to your crush in august 8th

by Bobbbymarley August 7, 2021

August The Third

The best girl is was born on this day starting from the 1000s

that girl born on august The Third is the best

by cloud131 May 14, 2021

August

Its a fucking month, you dipshit.

A month with DAYS! WOW

"What month is it today?"
"Its August, you fucking dipshit!"

by BABago May 27, 2021

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021