August 2nd

National ask your friend for video star day because you are broke and they are rich

it’s august 2nd

by Saniya smith August 3, 2022

August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

august

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)

“have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way”

by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025

August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is August 19th which just so happens to be my son's birthday as well." I say as I am receiving a blumpkin in a public restroom.

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

August 24

National Kobe Bryant day ‘Mamba Day’ in memorial of Kobe Bryant he wore jersey number 8 and 24 in his years. August 24 is 8/24

Today is August 24 (8/24) National Kobe Bryant day!

by Preston D January 27, 2020

August

National amandus gets head every day month

Have you given Amandus head today? Its august!

by Antoniofra2etasje August 2, 2022