When you are so bored that

You'll likely come across these types of definitions when you are really bored and type something a typical bored person would do.

"When you are so bored that you type in the whole bible and say lebron James 694201 times. Do something more productive!"

by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025

i remember you was conflicted

poem

i remember you was conflicted
misusing your influence
sometimes I did the same
abusing my power, full of resentment
resentment that turned into a deep depression
found myself screaming in the hotel room
i didn’t wanna self destruct
the evils of lucy was all around me
so I went running for answers

by bushy2932 January 22, 2025

I love you too

When smb doesn't want to say I love you back or they just don't mean it but they don't want to be mean and not say it back.

Gf: I love you!
Bf:I love you too!

by Algleaa January 22, 2025

Vincent You

He will rank the top 100 countries to visit because he's been to all of them.
4.0 GPA
he's single ladies.

Guy: Damn is that Vincent You?
Girl 1: Damn hes cute
Girl 2: O la la

by iacobus3232 January 23, 2025

If you flicker then you are a ticker

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025