Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 27, 2019
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two way mirror

You can see through both sides off a two way mirror
by xXC0DXXB0SSXx December 10, 2016
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Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.
by Pasquelle February 13, 2016
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Two Buck Tip

When someone stretches another's balls from behind and shoves them in their own arsehole and then pulls them back out.
When I passing through Minneapolis I met a wildcat who pulled my nutsack up behind me and shoved my balls in my ass then pulled them out again. I thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence I gave her a "two buck tip."
by captainbumhole August 02, 2008
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Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa October 01, 2018
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Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69
Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.
by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016
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two pissholes in a snowbank

I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”
by dmillswvu82 January 29, 2023
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