When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 27, 2019
You can see through both sides off a two way mirror
by xXC0DXXB0SSXx December 10, 2016
by Pasquelle February 13, 2016
When someone stretches another's balls from behind and shoves them in their own arsehole and then pulls them back out.
When I passing through Minneapolis I met a wildcat who pulled my nutsack up behind me and shoved my balls in my ass then pulled them out again. I thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence I gave her a "two buck tip."
by captainbumhole August 02, 2008
Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa October 01, 2018
A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69
by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016
I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”
by dmillswvu82 January 29, 2023