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stone putnam

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.
person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking
by thebigbadman April 8, 2020
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Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....
Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''
by Matt3K July 27, 2021
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soul-stone

verb
1.complete the final task on an agenda to take the soul out of your competition
2. vanquish fairly
“Livvy Dune was once a blonde college gymnast who was incapable of being ignored, but easily replicated; however, now that she is an SI swimsuit model, she has soul-stoned all dupes.”

“Some will argue that LeBron has yet to achieve GOAT status. I, however, argue that he soul-stoned Jordan when he won his third championship with Cleveland.”
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stone

a person who gets sexual from telling people that they play rep soccer and is turned on from soccer balls
person1: want to go to the park
person2: we could play soccer did you know i play rep soccer im a goal keeper our teams the best
person1: i hate you stone
by I_heart_scandurraing69420 August 7, 2022
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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grace stone

a horrible character on the TV show manifest
i just watched manifest and i HATE grace stone”
by gracestonesucks123 September 8, 2021
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the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.
When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.
by herobrine049X January 7, 2023
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