Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

Salty

Less commonly recognized as meaning "hot and bothered, in the mood, or horny"

The way you're looking at me is getting me so salty. Let's fuck.

by msimp November 5, 2017

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Drop

When a Fantasy Football Manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players!

I'm about to salty drop my whole squad!

by Belvedere Ballington December 5, 2013

salty eune player

Someone that plays League of Legends, in the server EUNE, whom is usually with high ammounts of sodium chloride in their body. You can usually find them under the alias: "xXDestroyerXx", "ToxicDude99", "Dont read this" and "Just a Prank Bro".

Classic salty eune player.

by Ranheta April 30, 2017

Salty

Richard

Why are you so salty?

by americanbiatch November 8, 2018

Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025