chopped soyed

A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember

Did you see Sam last night we was chopped.

Yeah bro chopped soyed

by Smithy’s wisdom May 12, 2023

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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what July 08, 2013

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chop dog

To put forth alot of effort into failing at something, Or to try and fail at success at said activity.

David was chop dogging it today in gym.

by Starzev1114 January 06, 2014

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Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 March 16, 2011

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Chop Schlop

1.When you shake your head around and your cheeks flap against your face, making a slapping noise
2.When you and your girl do anal and she does the same thing with her ass

1.Steve, do the chop schlop!
*slapslapslapslap*
2.Me and my girl did the chop schlop last night, my dick still feels good

by grease_of_sandwich September 09, 2019

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